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- "Santa brought melots of booze for christmas...perhaps he hopes to get me drunk because I wrote a dirty poem about him, what a typical bloke!!"

haha I'm sure you have see the piss takes of this song. I decided to write this one in the boyfriend's card. me and my best friend have always joked about doing something like this and many years later I'm proud to say i finally got round to it:D

Was going to change the names but I thought - no actually fuck it, whats the point, it's not like I'm putting this on bebo or myspace where all the firends an read it:P

So enjoy me sence of humour:D

Also feel free to reproduce this, rewrite it, and take it for yourself. Laughter should be shared!!
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>>He broke down the door,
>>With his sacks and his fists,
>>I knew in an instant,
>>The fucker was pissed

Omg, that right there, made me laugh as hard. XD Great job